89 Reasons Why You Must Not Eat Today

1. All of the guys will want you.
2. Anyone can have "inner beauty" but few can earn real beauty, inside as well as out.
3. Anywhere you go you will be the thinnest.
4. Ballerina? Or beanbag?
5. Beautiful people are adored and ugly people are ignored.
6. Beauty Queen? or Dairy Queen?
7. Big people sweat more and they smell bad.
8. Binges harm your stomach due to stretching. Why eat at all?
9. Bones are clean and pure. Fat is dirty and hangs on your bones like a parasite.
10. Cellulite doesn't flatter anyone
11. Do you want people to say, ‘For god’s sake get off me, you’re crushing me; I can’t
breathe!’ or ‘You are so light.’ ????
12. Eating is conforming to everyone else's expectations.
13. Eating little to nothing saves you money!
14. Eating makes you feel guilty and look fat. Starving makes you feel happy and look
gorgeous.
15. Ever seen the arms of a fat person wave hello or goodbye?
16. Everything you try on will either be baggy or fit perfectly.
17. Fat people are not beautiful.
18. Fat people are so huge, people see through them and it’s like they don’t exsist.
19. Fat people can’t fit everywhere.
20. Fat people die earlier